First off, his photo he sent me is one of the worst photo-shopped photos I've seen in a while.  And of course the language he uses it off.  No way does the guy from Bill & Ted movies write like this. 
My favorite part of this is when they ask me what I do and I say I run an escort service and they make no comment.  Hysterical.  (Note:  I do not own or run an escort service).  LOL
So please enjoy!