OMG! KEANU REEVES!!!!
First off, his photo he sent me is one of the worst photo-shopped photos I've seen in a while. And of course the language he uses it off. No way does the guy from Bill & Ted movies write like this.
My favorite part of this is when they ask me what I do and I say I run an escort service and they make no comment. Hysterical. (Note: I do not own or run an escort service). LOL
So please enjoy!