LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! Pardon me while I laugh for a moment. This cracked me up. Okay I'm done laughing. For now.
So when dear Kelvin contacted me, I was going to play the sad widow (which I do a lot), but tonight I decided to come in for the "kill" sooner. hehehehehehehehehehehe! Okay, I needed to laugh again. I'm sorry.
So after a few words I change from the lonely widow to the sarcastic bitch. Read on my friends.
So poor Kelvin. He messed with the wrong "Widow"
NEVER SEND MONEY TO SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW!!!