"Dwayne the Rock Johnson and I made an oath" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Yes we made an oath and when you read mine I hope you laugh.  I did typing it.  Hilarious.  And The Rock doesn't talk like this.  LOL!!!


Ladies, I hope you are reading these conversations I have.  Don't fall for it!!!  And most importantly, don't send them money!  Block them!  Remember I am a professional.  :)


And now, I present Dwayne Johnson


 

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Did you like my oath?  I thought you would.  :)

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