Online Dating With Patsy Blog

Okay so yesterday morning I checked my phone and saw I had a Facebook messenger message.  So I click on it and it's from a girl I used to work who is retired.  Messenger asked if I wanted to accept her request.  So I did.  As soon as I saw the time it was sent I knew it wasn't really her.  (We have been Facebook friends for several years).  So I played a long and decided to ask a question that I knew wasn't true to see what this person would say.  Here is the conversation.  Please note that I covered up her name and picture to keep her identify out of it.
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I didn't talk to Mary on the phone but I did message and sent a screen shot.  Later I went to her Facebook page and another girl had gotten a message as well.  My friend Mary responded back and said she was hacked and apologized.  I told her not to worry.  This is my specialty.   :)

Yes, Chris Pratt contacted me today.  Can you believe it?  I was so excited.  And if you believe that I have some swamp land I would like to sell you.
So I think it was yesterday on Facebook I follow Chris Pratt.  By now everyone should know that Chris Evans and Chris Pratt are my cougar crushes.  He posted something about proposing several years ago as a joke to a director I think from the marvel movies.  The guy finally responded back no.  Well all the girls were posted to Chris saying I'll marry you.  And so did I.  Why not?  It's all fun.
Well today I stayed at work late and I got a message request on messenger from Facebook, so of course I accepted it and we started a conversation.  First red flag, "why would Chris Pratt contact me?"  I am not putting myself down at all.  I'm a totally awesome gal but really?  Second red flag when I click on his picture to see his profile that wasn't an option.  So I knew I had a hot one.  And I was ready.  Glad nobody was…