Today's contestant on "Try to Fool the Stargatelady" is: Sylvester Muller

Okay I sent a message to this guy.  Of course they want to email.  So here is the first email:

Hello Pasty
How are you doing ? Thank you responding to my  personal email,Sorry for the delay to my respond .My names are Syvester Muller, I 'm a widower as you see in my profile,I have one child her name is Kelly she is 16,I live in Virginia Beach alone with my daughter,My family lives in Miami,lost my dad few years ago. I'm general and optimistic person with a great sense of humor seeking someone to enthrone as my queen,I have been single for three years now, I was Married for 17 years it hurt so bad for you to lost someone you love,well life is such a gift, I'm Self-Employ I'm into oil/Gas distribution and also work contract work for various oil/gas company, I'm open for a long distance relationship i have been through it before with my late wife so i can do it more better. My late wife pass away by cancer it was very painful but such is life, My Birthday is April 19th 1962,I have an accent when I speak ( I was brought up by my father) My mother is Native America,why my father is from French. I'm a mix race as you see I'm such a curious, ambitious, honest, trustworthy, kind, shy, nice, full of humor, express feelings like to joke, like romancing, I have this unique personality about life and general relationships. Life as we know is too short not to be able to enjoy the ones around us. I can always turn a frown into a smile. I enjoy meeting new people. I am educated, intelligent, sincere, very polite, sports oriented, charming, honest and most of all, I have the personality that draws friends and even strangers closer to me. I enjoy being active in all types of indoor and outdoor sports. I especially like the beach, softball, motorcycle riding and fitness training...Anything else you want to know will fall as follow as we get to know one another,tell me about your self,I am going to place my profile page on hold,so that i can concentrate on getting to know you, I will send you some pictures and write more when I hear from you you seem like a real woman.
Your New Friend
First thing that sets me off?  Can you guess?  Yes the spelling of my name.  It's PATSY!!!!!!!!!
Once I got past that the email is the same as the others.  I don't know if they have a club where they all get together and create emails because they are all the same.  But they really need to work on their English.
Okay, here is email #2:
Hello Pasty
How are you doing? Thank you so much for your letter and for introducing your self in such manner, Don't allow distance to be any problem i have done it before when i meant my late wife she was in Akron Ohio and was in Miami with my mother we dated back and front for 4 months before we decided to settled down together and get married, This is all new to me but i believe one thing their is always a first time for everything. All i'm seeking from you is love friendship and honest for us to build our friendship  strong and reliable because relationship is not all about sex,it about love,trust,commitment and happiness,Am very straight forward person,I don't like liars,thief's fighting and yelling ,my favorite color is red,I feel God have brought you and I together,I'm not wanting or looking for just any woman to have sex with don't get me wrong,I love sex i can make love all day when am in love with that person. I believe love making go smoothly when both partner share love between their heart. I need someone that GOD have made for me.I love swimming and shopping but have not done any of all that in a while because i hate doing it alone.I like cars,I have a red BMW Sport ,it a nice car Love it,I do go to church every Sunday I play guitar at my church also my daughter sing for the choir in her church,I like keeping my affair to my self,don't like sharing secret and personal affair between me and my woman outside to friends.
  My spirit tell me you are different, you are the kind of woman I have been praying to meet for all this years of been alone,I have not been a man enough to look for another love.since the passing of my wife, But now is the time to make my self happy and a woman like you happy.I have a lot which I will like you to know about me and for my family to embrace you as their own,because there is this spirit in me that tells me when a woman is fit for me. You may not understand what i mean, but with time i believe you will see it all. I am 100% sincere about getting to know you and giving your my concentration and attention,Because when i came across your profile it was simple for me to understand and you process the potentials i am seeking from a woman,the quality,body structure, so i believe you are my final stop no more searching from the website,Here is my cell phone is  xxxxxxxxxxx  you can call me anytime or send a text message anytime ,Also if you Skype that we be nice as well because it will enable us to see each other and get to know one another.don't forget to respond to this message.
Take Care
Now after the first email I wrote back and corrected him on the spelling of my name.  Obviously he didn't get it and still has my name misspelled.  Oh well.
So from my work phone I called his number and got an actual person's voice mail and it was some foreign guy.  So I hung up.
Now here is the fun part.  My response back to him:
Thanks for the picture. The guy in the picture is really good looking.    Where did you steal it from?   A website?  
I'm no longer interested.  But thanks.  
I can tell from your emails that you're fake and not really that person in the photo. 
Good try though.  Take a hike. 
Perhaps I am too blunt?  Nah!!!!!!!!!
And of course I have a picture and we all know here it will end up now.


  1. I just feel sorry for the guys in the pictures. They have no idea their pics are being used, just as someone might be using your pic (or mine) in fake online dating profiles, too. :(

  2. You are correct. I've mentioned several times in my blog should you see these guys on the streets don't approach them. They are the innocent ones.

  3. Drake ChristensenJune 30, 2021 at 2:27 PM

    I entertain myself by wasting their time. I'll string them along, acting interested. At some point, they'll ask for money. Then I'll say, "I'd *love* to send you some money. But, I need you to do something for me, first. I need to to take a pen and piece of paper and write, "I Love Mighty Mouse." Then, hold the sign up so I can see you and the sign and take a selfie. Send me that picture." (I use Mighty Mouse because my nickname is Mighty.)

    Most of the time, they get upset. Some whine that I should trust them. Some start cursing at me. Some try to tell me there's something wrong with me for believing the worst in people. I come back with, you asked for money. And, skepticism isn't a character flaw.

    There are some who do send me a picture. Some can do it in an hour, but most need at least a day, even though if they were real it would take about 30 seconds. What they'll usually send is a picture of the model and they'll use MS Paint or something similar to draw a white rectangle. Then, they'll type into that area. A couple have used the mouse to draw the text, which is humorous.

    There have been a few who knew someone with actual image editing skills. Those, I'm still able to catch because I know what kinds of artifacts to look for in edited images. And, usually, I can do a reverse image search, and even with the editing, I'll often find the source image. And, if you've gotten hits on their previous pictures, then you already know that they're fake.

    I used to get a lot of Russian Bride spam. They were kinda fun for awhile because I'd go to an online Random Text Generator and copy three paragraphs of gibberish to paste into my replies. They're on a script where they don't even bother reading what I've written. They might actually be bots. Sometimes I'd get five or six exchanges before a human looked at it and realized they were wasting time.

  4. You definitely now how to play the game. And do it very well my friend!!!!!


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